Tip: Double Disguise

Tuesday, June 2, 2009
By WSVNadmin

Secondary disguises

If you are trying to maintain your secret identity or you find yourself wanting to have a nice dinner out with your significant other and you don’t want any dogooders identifying you, you might want to consider of having yet another disguise (the “double disguise”).

The cheapest and yet most effective back up disguise in the universe is known as the Mustachio. The Mustachio takes less time to apply than a Clark Kent to Superman in a phone booth conversion. You can easily do a quick change in case you are traveling to a location where detection could be an issue. I’ve often used The Mustachio to throw off superheroes who were chasing me through a crowd.

The Mustachio supplier I use is extremely discreet. We’ve never even spoken and I know he has never seen my face. He works purely in cash transactions and has actually set up multiple points around the world where I can quickly make a no hassle purchase if I find myself running short.

Sounds to good to be true, I know. But I haven’t even gotten to the best part… The ladies love the Mustachio. I’m not sure what it is but they do. Even super heroines love Mustachios. It is a well documented fact that 74% of all female RLSHs are so addicted to Mustachios that they lose composure to the point they often uncontrollably give up their secret identity (among other things).

If you do decide to regularly don the Mustachio disguise purely for the sake of its mind control over the ladies, consider having multiple Mustachios of various styles so you can still maintain their use as a secondary disguise. If your super villain identity is related to the Mustachio, the Mustachio may not work as a disguise. Instead try SansMustachio™.

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